I want my package “right” now.

10 07 2008

I’m home and waiting for my XBox 360 Elite to arrive (yes, I know I’m a late bloomer in the gaming world) and UPS called Andy to notify him they will be here by 7pm. It’s now 6pm and no sign of a brown shirt yet. I then asked Andy, “Why are they taking so long?”. I’m thinking this package should have been here already. They told him they would deliver the package between 8am-7pm. That’s a big delivery window but I digress.

Andy went on to say that he read that UPS has to follow a specific route where they only make right hand turns to save gas. Wha?! I never heard of this. Andy challenged me and told me to look it up. And what do you know, this foolishness is for real.

ups

ETA: the package has just arrived at 6:21pm.



Ewww, scary thought.

10 07 2008

A woman had a bat in your bra and she didnt even know it. Read more here

And for those slow people out there… No! Not a baseball bat.



I kissed a girl and I liked it…

10 07 2008

is the title of Katy Perry’s hit song from her album “One of the Boys”. What?! Did you actually think I really kissed a girl? 

And am I the only straight girl that likes this song? I hope not. Enjoy!

 



This looks like an Absolut mess

10 07 2008

I’m not going to waste my time typing this mess. Just watch.



This is Foolishness at its best.

10 07 2008

Dr. Jesse Jackson– the so-called civil rights activist, the so-called spokesperson of “black unity” and the so-called reverend who is supposed to live as a Christian didnt do that in this video. He is one of the biggest hyprocrites I’ve ever seen and I am not too fond of him. Of all people, I cant believe he would be the one to say this foolishness.  And as many times he’s been on tv, you would think he knew the mic was on. This incident only shines a bad light on him, not Barack Obama. Here’s the clip.

 



I’m not sick–I’m illlllllllll!

10 07 2008

Yes, indeed its true. I am very sick ill and I have been home since Tuesday. Not feeling up to it at all. I have a sore throat and running nose. Sorry for not blogging. Anyways, I want to leave you will this funny video about gasonlina. Enjoy!

Oh btw! I put $20 gas in my car the other day and I got only 5 gallons.  And I drive a Saturn. Yeah! Something to think about.

 



“Word” to the Wise.

10 07 2008

Contemn-To regard or treat with disdain or contempt; to scorn; to despise.

  1. Nor, despite his seeming Jansenist severity, would Pascal contemn such pleasures. Even he, the least therapeutic writer imaginable, admits that diversions can help to heal the beset soul.
    – Edward T. Oakes, “Pascal: The First Modern Christian”, First Things, August 1, 1999

Try and create a sentence using the “Word of the Day”.

 



Man dies from drinking water

7 07 2008

Very interesting story. I guess it’s true what they say–too much of a good thing is bad. Read here.

 



“Word” to the Wise.

7 07 2008

Gustatory- Of or pertaining to the sense of taste.

  1. “Why . . . would something that provides such gustatory pleasure turn out to be supposedly the worst thing you could ever eat?”
    – Richard Turner, “The Trendy Diet That Sizzles”, Newsweek, September 6, 1999

Try and create a sentence using the “Word of the Day.”



Andy is lucky…

7 07 2008

because if I was single (and Herbert was straight) I would definitely date Herbert from Family Guy. He looks good. Look at his jaw. I like the way he talks and walks. He is sexy.

herbert

herbert

He is one of my favorite characters on the show. I love The Family Guy. Here are a few clips of Herbert and his sexy self. Enjoy!

ETA: I just want to let my readers know that I am JUST KIDDING! :-)