What’s your RealAge?

11 11 2007

Andy and I took the RealAge test the other day and I have great news…about myself? I am 26 years old but my RealAge is 22 ***applause all around***. Unfortunately for Andy, he took the test and even though Andy will be 29 on Nov. 21st, his RealAge is 38. Damn Andy! I like older men but damn.

realage 

Andy’s not worried though. He looks young and he has a decent body but when I first met him he was very fit. But with working long hours at the job and not working out as often, Andy let himself go. But not by a lot. Both of us have plans. I plan on being a M.I.L.F and Andy a F.I.L.F. Age aint nothing but a number. :-)



Male giving birth

11 11 2007

Seahorses are the only animals in the world where the males give birth.

Here is a clip of a male seahorse having a tough time giving birth.

[video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=iaoLxR9FTwk[/video]

Here is a clip of a male seahorse giving birth with ease.

 [video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=BPlnqckOPdY[/video]

I guess females (of all types) and male seahorses are the strongest beings whom God believed can handle childbirth. ;-)



Two for $3

9 11 2007

For those who dont know but McDonalds will be serving two sausage egg and cheese McMuffins for $3 bucks. I havent eaten McDonalds in awhile and all I want is the breakfast sandwich. I love McDonalds breakfast. I used to be a big fan of Burker King breakfast but for some reason the taste was rarely consistent and it didnt taste all that great.

I dont know I guess it depends on my mood because for awhile I didnt eat any McDonalds.  Oh well, right now I want my two breakfast sandwiches for $3 and I will be the first in line 2morrow morning :-). Its funny how I get so excited about food and I’m trying to lose weight :-(. So far my weight loss is coming along. My next scheduled weigh in is next week. I hope I lost some more weight because I have been working out very hard. We’ll see.

FYI: I didnt go to the gym today because I was too tired. LOL!



I love this show

9 11 2007

All I can say is give the writers what they want. Big Shots is one of the best shows on t.v. right now. Words cant describe this show. Its so good.  I am not going to let the strike mess up my Thursday night line up. After I watch Ugly Betty, I change the channel and then at 10pm I watch Big Shots. I am looking forward to watching next week’s episode. Every episode never disappoints. Big Shots airs on ABC on Thursdays 10pm eastern.



This cat is a menace to society

7 11 2007

 I didnt know there was a cat bitchier than my cat, Brady.

[video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=1hPxGmTGarM[/video]

And it looks like the cat is in an animal shelter for adoption. Are they serious?



LMAO!

7 11 2007

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 6th!!!

dlisted 

John smiled for the camera but was secretly devastated that he forgot his goat leggings at Tom Cruise’s house. - Conky

Runner-up:

Travolta thought he was dancing for his supper.
The cannibals however knew their supper was dancing - Rough Rider

 

Source: Dlisted



This is so cute

7 11 2007

[video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk[/video]



Are boys becoming extinct?

7 11 2007

No more men?

boys



You can’t stay anywhere.

6 11 2007

Dirty hotels



$28,000 pussy…cat

6 11 2007

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