A “Ho” said fish are better for scaly feet
21 07 2008 Comments : No Comments »Categories : off beat
I’m home and waiting for my XBox 360 Elite to arrive (yes, I know I’m a late bloomer in the gaming world) and UPS called Andy to notify him they will be here by 7pm. It’s now 6pm and no sign of a brown shirt yet. I then asked Andy, “Why are they taking so long?”. I’m thinking this package should have been here already. They told him they would deliver the package between 8am-7pm. That’s a big delivery window but I digress.
Andy went on to say that he read that UPS has to follow a specific route where they only make right hand turns to save gas. Wha?! I never heard of this. Andy challenged me and told me to look it up. And what do you know, this foolishness is for real.
ETA: the package has just arrived at 6:21pm.
A woman had a bat in your bra and she didnt even know it. Read more here…
And for those slow people out there… No! Not a baseball bat.
Very interesting story. I guess it’s true what they say–too much of a good thing is bad. Read here.
I think she has on a bra stuffed with two bowling balls. I dont believe that any woman in the world would use their own breasts to break objects. People would do anything for money. Thats scary!
Verne Troyer aka “Mini Me” from Austin Powers Goldmember and now The Love Guru, has come out with a SEX tape. Now lets picture V.T. having sex…[Darn it! I just threw up on my computer!]
Anyways, I was watching TMZ and they were just as confused as I was about how does he have sex. Then they said picture a “reverse” pregnancy. Ewww!
I watched a little of the video TMZ had on their website but I dont think I am the slightest bit interested in watching this sex tape. It looks like a baby having sex with his mother. Sorry for the thought but thats what it looks like.
Read this foolishness here.
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At just 1ft 11 in tall, she is dwarfed by her neighbour’s baby, but Jyoti Amge is 15 years old.
The teenager, who is the world’s smallest girl according to the Indian Book of Records, has a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia. Now fully grown, she weighs just 11 lb.
Far from being unhappy about her tiny size, Jyoti says that she enjoys the celebrity status her height has brought her.
“I am proud of being small. I love the attention I get,” she told the Sunday Mirror.
“I’m just the same as other people. I eat like you, dream like you. I don’t feel any different.”
Jyoti attends her local high school, in Nagpur, India, where she studies alongside classmates of her own age, though she sits at a specially made miniature desk.
Her mother, Ranjana, 45, explained that her daughter’s condition was not apparent until some time after her birth.
“When Joyti was born she seemed quite normal. We came to know about her disorder when she was five,” she said. “Jyoti is small, yet cute, and we love her very much.”
Like any other teenager, she loves listening to pop music and watching DVDs and even hopes to become a Bollywood actress.
She has recently recorded an album with her favourite Indian pop star, Mika Singh.