If you sag ur pants– you’ll pay out ur a**

23 07 2008

saggy pants

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A “Ho” said fish are better for scaly feet

21 07 2008

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fishy



I want my package “right” now.

10 07 2008

I’m home and waiting for my XBox 360 Elite to arrive (yes, I know I’m a late bloomer in the gaming world) and UPS called Andy to notify him they will be here by 7pm. It’s now 6pm and no sign of a brown shirt yet. I then asked Andy, “Why are they taking so long?”. I’m thinking this package should have been here already. They told him they would deliver the package between 8am-7pm. That’s a big delivery window but I digress.

Andy went on to say that he read that UPS has to follow a specific route where they only make right hand turns to save gas. Wha?! I never heard of this. Andy challenged me and told me to look it up. And what do you know, this foolishness is for real.

ups

ETA: the package has just arrived at 6:21pm.



Ewww, scary thought.

10 07 2008

A woman had a bat in your bra and she didnt even know it. Read more here

And for those slow people out there… No! Not a baseball bat.



Man dies from drinking water

7 07 2008

Very interesting story. I guess it’s true what they say–too much of a good thing is bad. Read here.

 



Faceless Idiots

2 07 2008

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faceless



I wonder if she’s actually using her real breasts

2 07 2008

I think she has on a bra stuffed with two bowling balls. I dont believe that any woman in the world would use their own breasts to break objects. People would do anything for money. Thats scary!

 



I thought I’ve seen it all.

25 06 2008

Verne Troyer aka “Mini Me” from Austin Powers Goldmember and now The Love Guru, has come out with a SEX tape. Now lets picture V.T. having sex…[Darn it! I just threw up on my computer!]

Anyways, I was watching TMZ and they were just as confused as I was about how does he have sex. Then they said picture a “reverse” pregnancy. Ewww!

I watched a little of the video TMZ had on their website but I dont think I am the slightest bit interested in watching this sex tape. It looks like a baby having sex with his mother. Sorry for the thought but thats what it looks like.



What the HECK is going on here?

23 05 2008

Read this foolishness here.



First white Valedictorian at Black college

17 05 2008

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