GottaLovet

Why would I take these alka seltzer looking pills to look like him but cant have his money? I dont understand. I like the commercial anyways. Enjoy?

I’m not going to waste my time typing this mess. Just watch.

Yes, indeed its true. I am very sick ill and I have been home since Tuesday. Not feeling up to it at all. I have a sore throat and running nose. Sorry for not blogging. Anyways, I want to leave you will this funny video about gasonlina. Enjoy!

Oh btw! I put $20 gas in my car the other day and I got only 5 gallons.  And I drive a Saturn. Yeah! Something to think about.

because if I was single (and Herbert was straight) I would definitely date Herbert from Family Guy. He looks good. Look at his jaw. I like the way he talks and walks. He is sexy.

He is one of my favorite characters on the show. I love The Family Guy. Here are a few clips of Herbert and his sexy self. Enjoy!

ETA: I just want to let my readers know that I am JUST KIDDING!

Verne Troyer aka “Mini Me” from Austin Powers Goldmember and now The Love Guru, has come out with a SEX tape. Now lets picture V.T. having sex…[Darn it! I just threw up on my computer!]

Anyways, I was watching TMZ and they were just as confused as I was about how does he have sex. Then they said picture a “reverse” pregnancy. Ewww!

I watched a little of the video TMZ had on their website but I dont think I am the slightest bit interested in watching this sex tape. It looks like a baby having sex with his mother. Sorry for the thought but thats what it looks like.

I was watching another piece of foolishness today and this time it was of Andre the Giant Shaq O’neal dissing Kobe Bryant. During his “freestyle” session, he disses Kobe and ask Kobe a question…”Kobe, tell me how my ass taste?” Umm, when were Shaq and Kobe lovers? Did I miss something? Can someone please let me know. Thanx!

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Short and sweet version

Soulja Boy fighting back against Ice-T’s remarks about Soulja Boy ruined hip hop. The video is lame but interesting.

Teacher and student come to blows. Funny video.

I got this email from a friend and co-worker, Mr. Baker, and I wanted to share. Mr. Baker is also a supporter(reader) of my blog. Thanx Mr. B. Here’s the email he sent…

Medicare In A Nutshell

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’
‘Mrs. Ward, please.’
‘Speaking.’
‘Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband’s biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband’s. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible.’
‘What do you mean?’ Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
‘Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can’t tell which your husband’s is.’
‘That’s dreadful! Can’t you do t he test again?’ questioned Mrs. Ward.
‘Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.’
‘Well, what am I supposed to do now?’
‘The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.’

I posted a few days ago that I was planning on getting my legs and a brazilian wax. Well, I indeed got my armpits, legs and brazilian wax. The armpits and “hoo haa” were the most painful. She had to go slowly for me.

I asked her if it would be painful and she said, “Oh yeah!” I will try to go often, every 4 weeks. She said the more I do it, the less it would hurt and the hair would grow back less.

After the waxing, I felt different. It was a good different. Andy liked it too.