New diet drug that makes u poop ur pants
21 06 2007I was reading the Wall Street Journal yesterday and I came across an interesting article. And it says, and I quote, “The new nonprescription diet drug Alli is flying off store shelves, but most people who use it will lose very little weight and may experience embarrassing side effects.” When I read that, I wonder, “Hmmm, embarrassing side effects?” So I kept reading…”The downside of Alli is the fat it blocks can come out of you body in embarrassing ways. The Glaxo website, myalli.com, warns the drug can cause gas with oily discharge as well as frequent or loose stools. The site suggests it’s probably a “smart idea” to wear dark pants and bring a change of clothes…”

What?! You mean that if I were to take this drug I would need a diaper and/or a change of clothes? People have to be really desperate if this product is flying off the shelves.







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